Bi-monocle

Wearing a monocle on each eye to make it look like one is wearing glasses.

"Anyone can wear glasses...but it takes skill to manage wearing Bi-monocles."

by randymachomansavage11 July 22, 2012

hot monocle

Similar to a mayonaise monocle but actually in the eye, causing a burning sensation to the victim.

See seagulling.

Holy damn, thats no seagull - I've got a hot monocle!

by I'm not Tom! June 28, 2004

The Monocle

When you remove a girl’s glass eye and thrust your penis in and out of her eye socket.

I monocled her last night

I want to stab my girlfriend’s eye out so I can do "The Monocle" on her.

by SayThwat February 5, 2009

Moncler Jacket

U pay a shitload of money for a regular jacket, then u look like a puffy douchemellow. U also become a big target for muggers.

Man 1:My friend was mugged when he was walking around with his friends
Man 2: Why was he only robbed
Man 1: He was wearing a Moncler jacket, so the muggers knew he was extremely rich and had a shit-load of money on him

by Matt Smorgasboard April 1, 2011

Hot monocle

The result of ejaculating in another persons eye. Also known as 'pink eye'.

I gave your mother a hot monocle last night.

by Baulchy666 August 17, 2009

moncleezy

term for the popular designer jacket moncler, coined by rapper twinuzis/autumn.

shawty got cold and was tryna put my moncleezy on, told dat hoe hell na 😂

by howmydicktaste November 6, 2021

Three Monocle

When a basketball player uses only one hand to create the commonly-referenced "three-goggles" after making a three pointer. The gesture is made by putting the okay sign (a circle made from your thumb and index finger, with other three fingers outwards) up to only one eye, Mr. Peanut style.

Wow, Kevin Durant's on fire tonight - he even busted out a Three Monocle after his 4th trey!

by msquared December 13, 2012