Mongolian Monocle

This involves sir poking his meat up the sphicter of his partner, before withdrawing and tracing a brown ring around her, or indeed his, eye.

Proceeding to poke the eye without permission is bad form. This would result in a game of "Mongolian Snooker".

"What's with your eye-patch, Julian ?"

"Well Nigel, that swine Toby was giving me a Mongolian Monocle, when he got all hog-wild and potted the white !"

by OneEyedNigel June 5, 2009

Modo sexo

Basically a sex mode. You become infinitely horny and can do anything untill the hornyness is gone.

Guy 1: yoo, look at that chick dude!
Guy 2: modo sexo on.
Guy 1: RUN LADY HE IS GONNA RAPE YOU

by Lavashik September 20, 2020

Modgic

Modern Logic. Believing everything your told in school and the media without question or the application of your own logic, common sense, or available level of scientific processes.

Hopelessly brainwashed by modgic, they refused to believe the obvious truth.

by Large Marge Jr. June 15, 2015

mongolian mud munch

Believed to have been started by Genghis Khan, it's the act of licking a person's anus shortly after they've had a bowel movement without having showered.

I love taking my wife out for burritos and beer because when we get home, she lets me give her a Mongolian Mud Munch every time.

by Daddy big hands May 14, 2016

Verrekte Mongol

Verrekt Mongol, derived from popular Dutch TV show "New Kids on the Block" where a bunch of antisocial 20somthing-year-olds cause chaos and insult handicaps, the mentally ill and patients with disease (i.e. cancer) with harsh vulgar language.

the meaning goes along the lines of "fucking retard" but can be used for almost any occasion.

dutch handicapped woman crosses the street in a wheelchair.
Bunch of 20somthing antisocials point at her and shout

"JEZUS, WAT EEN VERREKTE MONGOL"

by nederlands_bengaals January 3, 2010

Mongolian Goggles

When a man places his testicles over the eyes of a woman or someone incapacitated by alcohol for a sexual or joking purpose.

Frank was so wasted last night that when he passed out John gave him Mongolian Goggles.

by Coitus Maximus January 28, 2009

Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad

26-episode anime and ongoing manga about a boy in Japan (Koyuki) trying to make it big with his rock band. Follows the band's ups and downs and Koyuki's gradual rise to maturity as the series progresses. A unique and fairly well down series that makes numerous references to real world music and also has an amazing original soundtrack.

"The rock music in Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad is by far my favorite anime soundtrack ever."

by Sky Tracer February 14, 2009