by spotlight ah moonlight ah January 3, 2022
Get the miscarriagemug. When you work an essential job that makes you get the covid vaccine and then your limp dick husband can’t knock you up.
Mary told her friend Laurie “I regret getting the covid vaccine because I know that’s what caused me to have a Moderna miscarriage, plus I have this chip that the government uses to track me.”
by Ihatedk69 August 17, 2024
Get the Moderna Miscarriagemug. A devastating situation where the baby dies in the womb during pregnancy and it is NOT your fault and is usually due to the chromosomal structure of the baby because if a baby has either too many or too little chromosomes, then it won't develop properly.
by UltimateDoge November 5, 2022
Get the Miscarriagemug. When you are about to sneeze but then it disappears and you are left with a hollow, empty, unfulfilled life of disappointment.
"Dude. I just had a sneeze miscarriage."
"Oh man, that's rough. Sorry to hear that. I'm sure your next sneeze will come to term."
"Oh man, that's rough. Sorry to hear that. I'm sure your next sneeze will come to term."
by mtccm December 17, 2019
Get the sneeze miscarriagemug. "Miscarriage" I DON'T FUCKING KNOW
by Ohnocringeasl April 7, 2024
Get the Miscarriagemug.