Magical Mister Mistoffelees

The prestigious sexual act of of motor boating another's genitals.

After Armand motorboated Bridget's bosom, she reciprocated by performing the Magical Mister Mistoffelees on him.

by Magical Mister ALB February 22, 2012

Minato

The mf that could practically be f#%king your mum and doing the laundry at the same time, on different sides of the planet. Also bagged one of the baddest chicks in the village.

Friend 1: just thinking about how badass minato was.
Friend 2: we he was, shame he got clapped by fox mf

by naruto_dictionary April 6, 2021

mijatovic

the best family name out of balkan. if you ever find an mijatovic you propably should get an friendship with him.

mijatovic

by gogotajin July 8, 2017

mistortion

Typically used to describe something epic, haunting & hardcore. Mistortion can be referred similar to that of dark matter due to its unknown, empowering energy and overwhelming presence.

Mistortion coming at you like a backyard abortion

by hakkattack October 27, 2017

Misstomitis

An extremely rare and serious medical condition in which the Misstom organ shrinks drastically. Treatment is simple but medicine must be administered on a daily basis.

Nancy Brady: I’m coming down with a serious case of Misstomitis
Friend: oh shit that sounds serious... what is it?
Nancy Brady: It comes on every time I miss my brother, Tom Brady, too much.

by Chocolate chips!!! September 22, 2018

Mistoffelees

Mistoffelees: an attitude, one of mischief and arrogance; self centered with a pedestrian thought process.

The man has a very Mistoffelees aire about him.

by Blake Egan Christopher September 29, 2018

mișto

Romanian word meaning very good or very beautiful. It can be translated as "cool".

Ce haină mișto are tipa!

by Zen Cats November 13, 2019