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Russian Microwave

The act of farting under a blanket and voluntarily sticking their own head under it to admire their flatulence. Also known as, giving yourself a dutch oven.
Me: Dude, did you just give yourself a russian microwave?
You:Heck yes! And my russian microwave smelled amazing!
by HottieWitABodii69 February 19, 2011
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Microway

mi·cro·way

Noun, verb /ˈmīkrəˌwāy/

1. An electronic cooking appliance used primarily by Australian former surfing champions with unruly hair, an orchiectomy and gang affiliations.

2. An oven which uses an electromagnetic way with a waylength in the range 0.001–0.3 m, shorter than that of a normal radio way but longer than those of infrared radiation in order to cook food.

3. Microways are used in radar, in communications, and for heating in microway ovens and in various industrial processes.

Microwayed, past participle; microwayed, past tense; microways, 3rd person singular present; microwaying, present participle.

Not to be confused with the fictional kitchen appliance, 'microwave'
Put it in the microway, mate
by mrslilley October 18, 2011
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Reverse Microwave

a device that makes ice super fast; or beer icy cool real quick; or cool down pizza thats to hot so you don't burn the roof of your mouth.
"i could win the invention of the future contest, remember i made that reverse microwave?"
by Yard_Bird January 13, 2004
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mirkwood

A Dagorhir kingdom whose parties, like Mardi Gras, are legendary; also, an ostentatious group of Dagorhirrim, most likely to ruin your medieval experience in an amusing way
Dag ninja 1: Did you have a good time in Mirkwood camp last night?
Dag ninja 2: I don't remember, but I woke up this morning in a tent full of beads, with an epic hangover, and a thong that doesn't belong to me.
by LadyGeektastic June 20, 2008
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A convenient way of buying yourself time during a phone call or chat session without seeming rude.
(09:18) * S(A)lly strips
(09:18) <ReytheGreat> My dog turned on the microwave
by Wardnug April 7, 2009
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In the Microwave?

When someone says something already said, one will say "In the Microwave?"

Originated in Topeka, Kansas:
"I hated in the movie Urban Legend when the dog blows up in the microwave."
"OH YEAH! In the microwave?"
Victor: Hey, look at that can of pie filling!
Danielle: Hey, look! Pie filling!
Victor: In the microwave?
by Urka March 23, 2008
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