Microsoft Access

Pile of rotten garbage. May or may not actually work, but guaranteed to have large piles of rotten excrement tucked away in the corner that will explode when least expected.

Of course it blew up, it's Microsoft Access. Who knows what crap was lurking in it.

by Slacker Bob July 23, 2010

Microphilia

A fetish for unrealistically tiny people or the shrinking of. Popular in the furry fandom but not exclusive to.

Sally got into microphilia after reading the Borrowers.

by Coffee and Needles April 2, 2011

microsoft

Organisation bent on world domination masquerading as a software company.

See also Bill Gates; Windows

Fucking shit Microsoft programs

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

Microsoftie

one who works for Microsoft

I thought James was going to take the job with Sony, but he chose to be a Microsoftie instead.

by hadal September 12, 2004

mitrosnitch

An e-feinding albino, who loves to snitch and stock on facebook.

Damn, that dude is a mitrosnitch, he was rolling balls, snitchin on the homies, and facebook stalking at the same time.

by Deezy F. May 27, 2008

Microhitler

A measurement for human life value. 1 Hitler 6.0^106 human lives. Based on EPA human values it's about 41 teradollars.

-Did you hear about that accident. 6 people died!
-So a microhitler?
-Stop going on 4chan.

by Tusilos November 10, 2015

microsoft customer support

A phrase that may be used to describe anything that does not exist.

"Dude, that unicorn is just like Microsoft customer support!"

by Herter1 February 15, 2009