When a male places two slices of Kraft American cheese singles onto a females breasts and proceeds to titty-fuck her. The man then ejaculates onto each slice of cheese. Once there is a good layer of ejaculate on each piece of cheese, the man then mashes the two pieces together and force feeds the cheesy jizz sandwich to the female.
The other day I was giving my girl a cheesy mendoza. It felt so good. I felt bad though because she got really sick afterwards. How was I supposed to know that she was lactose intolerant?
by Jarvis McHamsfly April 15, 2010
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Get the Mendes Army mug.An ancient method used by men around the world to attract a mate, it involves grabbing the desired mate and then falling backwards while slamming the mate against the floor or wall in the process. This is then directly followed by continually penetrating the mate while occasionally repeating the maneuver of slamming them against the floor. It's 100% effective and anyone exposed to it immediately decides to marry the user.
Person 1: Hey how'd you get with Stacy? She's so hot!
Person 2: Oh you know, I just used the old Mendoza Wrangler on her
Person 1: Of course that's the best move in existence
Person 2: Oh you know, I just used the old Mendoza Wrangler on her
Person 1: Of course that's the best move in existence
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Shawn Mendes is an adorable, hot, and talented singer. He loves his fans, family, and muffins. He thinks kangaroos and cute but not that cute. Shawn also hates tomatos.
Shawn Mendes is an adorable, hot, and talented singer. He loves his fans, family, and muffins. He thinks kangaroos and cute but not that cute. Shawn also hates tomatos.
Izzy: who's that he's so good at singing?
Ella: it's Shawn Mendes and he's already mine. So back off bitch
Ella: it's Shawn Mendes and he's already mine. So back off bitch
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