Two long miserable years of boring science followed by two more years of witnessing the human body's ultimate betrayal, followed by 4 more years of A) trying to get away from all the horrible needy freaks (including workers AND patients) and B) trying not to get caught when you make mistakes.
I went to medical school because I wanted to help people, and all I got was this lousy student loan.
by mjrn January 18, 2006
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One of the first questions asked of us was to rearrange the letters "PNEIS"
into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered spine are doctors today.
The rest of us are sending jokes via email.
One of the first questions asked of us was to rearrange the letters "PNEIS"
into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered spine are doctors today.
The rest of us are sending jokes via email.
YO, DID YOU GO TO TO medical school entrance exam SO YOU CAN Rearrange the letters "PNEIS"
into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect,
Those who answered spine are doctors today.
The rest of us are sending jokes via email.
into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect,
Those who answered spine are doctors today.
The rest of us are sending jokes via email.
by lesser of 2 eviles November 19, 2015
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"Didn't you hear? Mariah got her doctorate and became a medical examiner. Now she works in a morgue!"
by Doctor Jacklyn September 30, 2018
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Dr. Drew, the medical grifter, got censured by the medical board again, he was giving bad advice on television, and may lose his license.
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