O Mati 

Noun.

A made-up theme song that plays in your head when you're doing something cool.

From the Italian opera "O Maticio" featured as a theme song for many Italian TV shows in the 70's.

While doing sick stunts on my BMX, I heard a kick-ass O Mati in my brainspace.

O Mati by Kay-Bob August 4, 2018

Pizda Matii 

Romanian word used for saying "go to hell" or "go to your mother's pussy"

Radule dute-n pizda matii!

Pizda Matii by Tiar sta bine gheghegheghe May 22, 2020

mating press 

A sex position commonly seen in hentai and Rule 34 and sometimes porn. It is normally just the Missionary position (albeit exaggerated) from the view of the couple’s rear, with the added touch of the penetrator’s legs more up on the receiver’s legs for “deeper” penetration. It looks as though the penetrator is squating while in the position.

This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.

A similar position is the Pile Driver.

“Man, that view of the mating press really turned me on!”

“I did a mating press with my wife and she got pregnant the next day!”

mating press by El Fuckface October 2, 2018

San Quentin mating call 

A fart among a bunch of horny incarcerated men.

In a jail holding cell:

Man, I gotta cut one.

Dude, keep a tight sphincter. You don't want to be letting out no San Quentin mating call here.

San Quentin mating call by TJ3 February 3, 2010

Stump-O-Matic 

Full name is: Gretsch, G5135PS Patrick Vaughn Stump STUMP-O-MATIC A guitar that named after the beautiful Patrick Stump of pop-punk band Fall Out Boy. It has a shiny, gray, metallic color and a black strip across it. This is mainly the guitar that Patrick will play live.

Person: I really want a Stump-O-Matic!
Person 2: Oh doesn't Patrick Stump play that guitar?

Stump-O-Matic by PewDiePie April 25, 2013

Matias 

A very good friend who will always be there.

He will have a lot if troubles so you must be there to help him and let him vent to you.
He is also a very good partner to have. He will always be sweet to you and never fail to make you laugh.
Loves to tease you about your fears and insecurities, but he will never mean it in a mean way.
Contains 90% dirty jokes.

Person 1: Hey, that guy is very funny even though he kept teasing me about being short.

Person 2: Yep, that's a Matias.

Matias by Falconyze July 29, 2018

Matilda Brewe 

Plaintiff attorney who likes to cosplay as a scale; usually has "the crazy eyes", but carries her entire mock trial team. May make unnecessary objections.

"Humans are not metal"
-Matilda Brewe, 2021

Matilda Brewe by ashwilliams66 February 10, 2021