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Brown Marker

A shit that, no matter how many wipes, will leave a nice brown streak on every piece of toilet paper used in an effort to clean your stinky asshole
I've been sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes trying to wipe my ass but I have a damn brown marker!
by TheyCallMeCheeto January 31, 2017
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Jaeden Martell

literally the most attractive person to live on this planet. he has mad talent and is basically amazing in everything he does. he voice just soothes the soul.
friend: who’s the boy that plays jacob barber in defending jacob?
me: you haven’t heard of him? he is jaeden martell. isn’t he handsome?
by jaedenlover:) May 10, 2021
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marero

A 'marero' is just like a cholo or a vato, (black-ink tattoos of the Virgen Guadalupe/Suyapa, chino-pants, etc) only that mareros don't have enough profit as cholos or vatos.

Rumors say that they originated in L.A. barrios, but they mostly poblate Central American countries, (Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, etc) going on rampage killing cops and other mareros.

'Mara' = Gang, therefore
'Marero' = Gangster

INSTRUMENTS AND EQUIPMENT OF YOUR EVERY-DAY MARERO

1) the loyal machete
2) if enough money is supplied, a cheap gun
3) a chimba, (home-made gun)
4) pocket-knives
5) anything that leaves bruises

SHINY THINGS THAT ATTRACT MAREROS

1) celphones (in Honduras they kill you for a celphone)
2) iPods
3) wallets
4) bags/backpacks
5) shoes. yes, mareros are just like your little sister, they are crazed about shoes. give them the shoes or else.
6) anything that shines

Mareros are just like gangsters when it comes to packs, there are about 2-3 main maras (gangs), with some other smalls ones, and they don't get along.

Being robbed by a marero in Central America is no big deal. People who don't have cars and have to go by cab/foot around town get robbed every other day.
'Don't you even think about going by foot to the store with those new shoes, that place is full of mareros'

'Hide that celphone, i just saw that marero-looking dude staring'

'What happened to your shoes/backpack, brother?'
'Some mareros came and robbed me, man.'
'Oh, happened to me yesterday'
by loyda May 26, 2008
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hard marker

When someone is hard to please; they always expect the best, and more; good is never enough; always room for improvement
The student could've done better (99% on test); 2nd place out of 100; 'they could've done better'; I like that person, but their laugh bugs me. I'm such a "hard marker"

A very hard to please person; they're always finding faults.
faultsmarkerhardpleaseexpect
by winnipegdude February 16, 2012
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Doc Martens

Also known as Doc's and Dr. Martens very well known for having a yellow stitching that bonds the bubbery air cushion sole. This footwear was developed by Dr. Klaus Märtens of Germany. The first Dr. Martens boots in the United Kingdom came out on 1 April, 1960 (hence known as style 1460 and still in production today) with an eight-eyelet, cherry-red, Nappa leather design. Doc's where first worn by working class people, then later adopted by the skinheads and punk rockers in the late 1960's. Goths, new wavers, and hardcore punks wore them in the 80's then they where adopted by the grungers and skankers in the 90's. Today, Doc's have been gaining popularity back by Indie, bohemians, urban twenty-something's, stoners, even college kids.

Doc Martens carry out many functions. They're great for camping out, riding a bike, kicking A**, getting your A** kicked, keeping your feet warm, looking sexy, being a fashion rebel
Her Doc Martens look cute. My Doc Martens got scuffed while I was breaking a fall on my fixie. I went to the independent art gallery and every five people where sporting a pair of Doc Martens. These Doc Marten feel comfy on my feet.
by TheBoogieLady October 20, 2010
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markeria

Markeria is very pretty, and unique! you will not find anyone else like her! she is super funny & outgoing and really down to earth! she makes a good friend & girlfriend and she’s very supportive. she is good at making people feel comfortable , and she is honest and trustworthy. through your toughest times you will need her on your team! she also does not care what people think, rumors don’t bother her!
my friend is a markeria! be like markeria!
by markeria September 20, 2018
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Macternity leave

1. When the excitement of getting a new Mac leads to people taking countless days off work to play with their new notebook, tablet or iphone.
"Ed got a macbook pro last night, he'll probably be taking the next few days on Macternity leave"
by Gunned June 15, 2012
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