maukisha

leader of the badussy war in 1995, fought many wars, now a librarian who cries over history books

Person 1:yo,whos that
Person 2:thats maukisha

Person 1:woah thats cool

by Physcomedian November 23, 2021

Dirty Markister

Put a condom on your finger and stick it in the girls ass

"I tottally Dirty Markistered that bitch last night"

by ditymark October 23, 2012

Makisha

A sweet person you can always rely on, big boobs, and most the time her soulmate will be a Sam!

I love Makisha

by Sappp January 20, 2021

Markism

A religion surrounding (the almighty) Mark Payne

Are you a member of markism?

by thelostlibertine May 9, 2006

Markishnish

1. can be a dick, has a dick, is a dick
2. guy who can be ridiculously funny, in a non funny way
3. good friend, even though he is a dick!

stop being sucha markish!

by katie xoxo December 13, 2004

Marisha

1. a very weird person
2. a goodess of nothing
3. a nancy

god damit you are being such a marisha right now

by grygie August 6, 2011

Markism

The greatest religion on Earth. You seem surprised, but how can the only religion where the God actually existed be judged as being bad? Whatsmore, the God and Devil are good friends, and go drinking together frequently. Only in a World this shitty can the most evil and most good benevolent beings be bosom pals. In fact, I am informed they are more than just good friends.... Sign up today!

Markism: God and the Devil looked into each others eyes. They could both tell the other wanted them, but both were to afraid to make the first move. Finally, after what seemed an eternity, the Devil leaned in....
Moral: Homosexuality and religion can successfully coexist.

by Chilly in Havana May 25, 2006