A very bad hockey team situated in Toronto that hasn't made the playoffs in a very long time and make bums like Dion Phaneaf captain. It's ok though cause all the schmucks still give away their hard earned money to see this team play.
"Hey man the Toronto Maple Leafs are 4 and 0 so far!"
"Ya man that's sweet i'm gunna go buy some over priced merchandice cause of their great start to the season!"
"Ya man that's sweet i'm gunna go buy some over priced merchandice cause of their great start to the season!"
by shaun7787 November 4, 2011
Get the Toronto Maple Leafs mug.1.The best and most popular team in the NHL.
2. The team single handedly responsible for the demise of the Ottawa Senators from the playoffs.
3.The team with the highest fan base
4.Home of Tie Domi, the player who can kick anyone's ass.
5.One of the original four teams, winners of 11 cup wins, second highest in the league.
6.Resonsible for the kick ass parties on Yonge Street.
2. The team single handedly responsible for the demise of the Ottawa Senators from the playoffs.
3.The team with the highest fan base
4.Home of Tie Domi, the player who can kick anyone's ass.
5.One of the original four teams, winners of 11 cup wins, second highest in the league.
6.Resonsible for the kick ass parties on Yonge Street.
by Leafs Kick @$$ June 2, 2005
Get the toronto maple leafs mug.The best team known in the existence of Hockey. All of those who doubt the Leafs obviously have no taste waht so ever.
by LeafsRunThisShit January 27, 2007
Get the Toronto Maple Leafs mug.The toronto maple leafs defense are the leagues only defense that is frightened of the physical prowess of the Sedin Sisters.
by suckonthattoronto November 21, 2010
Get the toronto maple leafs mug.Trash af . Who ever heard of a team named after a leaf that is so intimidating and there blue cause they get chocked all the time. And the panthers will destroy them in every matchup . They booty.
by shreckie lover 69 January 15, 2020
Get the Toronto maple leafs mug.A team that participates in the D-leauge at All American Inline Hockey center. The team consists of a bunch of rink rats who all met each other at Maplewood roller-plex. The team was formed after all members agreed that their grinder styles would combine perfectly for the ultimate inline experiance. Charecteristics of a Maple Leaf consist of, not being afraid to drop the gloves no matter who the opponent is, all ways willing to shot block whether it be laying down in the low slot(just like we all learn at the bantum age level) or standing infront of a slap shot from the point, always wear mission pants when playing inline and occasionally on the weekend because of the neat graphic designs, and foul-mouthed-tobacco-feinds.
Al McCenis: who are those danglers up at maplewood who try to drop the gloves with me when i board them?
Random Grown-ass man who wheres Mission pants: Those are the Maplewood Maple Leafs, some of the most fearless fucks around.
Random Grown-ass man who wheres Mission pants: Those are the Maplewood Maple Leafs, some of the most fearless fucks around.
by Al McCenis February 2, 2010
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OMG!! Did you see that amazing Goal by Joffrey lupul Last Night?
Yeah! The Toronto Maple Leafs Played Great!
Yeah! The Toronto Maple Leafs Played Great!
by LeafsGirl!<3 October 6, 2013
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