alcoholic analysis

1. A proof technique whereupon the result is arrived upon with the help of copious amounts of alcohol.

2. Deep discussions only made possible with a high BAC.

The only way we could finish our algorithms homework without killing ourselves was through alcoholic analysis.

by a. wang October 5, 2010

The Infinitesimal Analysis

The Infinitesimal Analysis or Method of Limits is very highly developed and is applicable to almost every subject of exact thought, often asserting itself in the most surprising fashion, as in the Theories of Numbers and of Knots, to which it might seem wholly alien, suddenly unlocking and laying wide open secert passaages utterly unsuspected. In particular the Integal Calculus shows itself amazingly and unendingly fertile in the generation of new notions. As other and still other fields are exposed to investigative thought, the Calculus will receive more and more applications, and there seems to be no limit to the subtlety and refinement of its processes, to the keenness and penetration that may be given to this two-edged sword of the spirit, the strongest, sharpest and most flexible ever fashioned or wielded by the mind of man.

Mastering the infinitesimal analysis will lead to great success.

by the_infinitesimal October 15, 2004

moralysis

when unnecessary or outdated morals (often religious) prevent growth or forward movement from happening.

thanks to the religious right and similar groups, America is in a state of moralysis in regard to scientific progress (ie., stem cell research, etc.)

by jcw898 June 6, 2009

analysis

How your boss decides important things:
As explained by Scott Adams, analysis comes from the root word ANAL and the greek word YSIS, meaning "to pull numbers from."

"I'll do an ANALYSIS and determine your next raise."

by weregopher May 13, 2005

Manalyst

A manager who is also an analyst.

Jenna loved her new role as a senior manalyst.

by Lusciouslsa February 13, 2019

shatter analysis

In the manner of bloodstain splatter analysis, shatter analysis attempts to identify the dietary habits of individuals who spray public toilets with explosive diarrhea.

Investigator: "Judging by the consistency and scale of the cone-shaped spray pattern, my shatter analysis tells me our victim was likely lactose intolerant and had either consumed chipotle, Thai food, or barbecue--followed by a large milk shake for dessert."

by austicoatk February 22, 2013

post analysis foggynes

The feeling you experience after finishing your analysis homework late at night. The opposite of post nut clarity.

"I'm so glad I finished this!"
"Oh, you're feeling post analysis foggynes!"

by DDoe March 9, 2022