CFIT Management

In aviation, Controlled Flight Into Terrain is an accident in which an airworthy aircraft, under full pilot control, is unintentionally flown into the ground, a mountain, a body of water or an obstacle. CFIT management is a corporate death mode in which all responsibility falls onto top executives' stupidity.

- Bro, why have you quit your job at VisionMap?
- Man, I could not resist the new CFIT management any longer.

by bugpower March 8, 2017

manager

Someone too incompetent to do any real work but who now has the authority to fuck up the work of those who aren't

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

Crown Model Management

Crown Model Management is the xxx-branch of one of the largest mainstream talent agencies in the world.

The Crown basically manufacturers new porn stars, such as Kya Tropic.

A friend of mine wanted to get into the entertainment industry, so I told her to apply with Crown Model Management.

by CrownKing May 17, 2009

retail manager

This is the person that comes around making sure you are bothered every five minutes and told one more time what you are to do (in case you have a case of chronic amnesia). This is usually to reassure the person that the items and services you are selling and most likely not making commision off of are steadily helping out their bonuses each week / month / year.

Hitler was not a retail manager but many retail managers are little Hitler's.

by John December 20, 2003

Management Masterbation

When Management does something purely for their gratification that will produce nothing.

Team building exersizes, employee surveys are just a few examples of management masterbation.

by jayray59 May 6, 2010

Teflon manager

A manager or senior exec who "handballs" or refuses to take responsibility for anything that goes wrong. Blames others. From the saying "Nothing sticks to Teflon"

When the shit hit the fan with the merger, Rick blamed his team for doing poor work. He behaved like the Teflon manager he was

by lalalal April 23, 2005

Ostrich manager

A manager who would prefer to put their head in the sand rather than deal with problems.

This kind of manager effectively encourages workplace bullying and harassment and allows the nastier co-workers to run the show.

John: "How come Joe is able to get away with so much? Is he sleeping with the boss or something?"

Bill: "Nah, we just have an ostrich manager. He won't do a thing."

by blissyu2 December 22, 2010