Malky

Originating in Glasgow / West Coast of Scotland, a term for slashing someone with a straight razor, usually across the face. Comes from the dubious rhyming slang of Malky (Malcolm) Fraser, Razor.

Has extended over the years to mean simply giving someone a 'doing' - beating them up - or a 'Glesga kiss' - a headbutt - and has also expanded throughout Scotland and into the North East of England.

"You wahnt malkied, ya ****?"
"You are headin for a malky, any mare o your p**h"

by Dieme Kortone May 10, 2021

Malkesh Patel

Sweet, kind, honest, loving, handsome, caring guy from Gloucester. Somebody totally amazing.

That guy is amazing, but he'll never be as good as Malkesh Patel.

by soy26 December 24, 2008

malky

A seriously bad thing to happen to you. If you get 'malkied' then you will have been thumped raucously about the body in a fashion not dissimilar to that of a poor unfortunate referee who has bad mouthed the captain of a particularly large rugby squad.

"Ah geid him the malky an he stood there flat out on the grun."

"Ho! Come back here till Ah malky ya, ya bass!"

by Dangerous Malky February 3, 2004

Dirty O'Malley

An adaptation of the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty O'Malley is a sexual act which is implemented while engaging in anal sex due to the female's monthlies. While in the doggy style sexual position with the male's penis entering the female's anus, the male shoves his entire hand into the menstruating vagina of the female in order to extract copius amounts of menstrual fluid. He then smears the menstrual fluid all about her face and chin, giving the female the appearance of having a red beard, like that of a Mick.

My girlfriend didn't speak to me for a week after I gave her a Dirty Sanchez, so I surprised her on her birthday with a Dirty O'Malley. She was so proud, she wore that beard for a week and showed it off to all her friends, making them all green with envy.

by Boss Horndawg February 13, 2008

Malky

Glaswegian word for a headbutt.

That was some malky he gave him, his nose exploded and then he hit the deck.

by Malcom the Malky July 31, 2013

O'Malley

The name of the alter-ego aggressive AI that inhabited the bodies of Tex, Caboose, and now Doc.

"I told you, my name's not Caboose... my name's... O'malley..."

by Speaker for the Dead June 1, 2004

Martin O'Malley

The idiotic mayor of Baltimore.

Doesnt give a crap about the city.

Only cares about running for governor or senator in '06 and/or '08.

Loved by The Baltimore Sun

Martin O'Malley is a pompous ass mayor. He should not be reelected ever again.

by bryan November 4, 2004