coconut malled

YoU jUsT GoT cocOnUt maLlEd SeNd ThIS to A frIend To CocoNuT mall ThEM

today i will show my dick *camera goes down* YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED

by stupid idiot dumbo February 5, 2021

mauled

To be defeated comprehensively

(In sport) - A really good shot

Dude, you just got mauled by that guy

Gilly mauled that short ball over midwicket

by flabgrab May 15, 2007

maimed

getting completely destroyed or ripped apart by an event like a contest, game, or test. Usually happens after you study all night for a test and get stuck on one question.

Matt: "Man, I just got maimed on that test!"
George: "That sucks."

by I<3pie June 7, 2007

maileneuver

The act of doing something seeming dumb, as if it was obvious that it was wrong.

Damn, going that party was a huge maileneuver.

by TheBrooklynChef July 5, 2019

Maile-Ian

1.) Those two people you think are dating at first but for some reason are just friends
2.) The sad case when a guy likes a girl and the girl knows but views him as a brother

Dude did you see those two on the bus last Tuesday? I can't believe they aren't dating! They're like the epitome of a Maile-Ian!

by piratesforthewin September 21, 2012

miled up

Something that has very high mileage (i.e a car, a woman, a horse)

Damn Kidd, that carr is miled up

by Bobnissan October 4, 2015

maleda

means slut in dark language. gets influenced easily by people, would rather have her popularity sky-rockets than have a self-worth. usually blames people for her mistakes, and cakes her face with shit ton of makeup. she’s also very dumb.

Person 1: you gave him your virginity just to get back together?? youre such a maleda
Person 2: im doing it for my status!!

by dontcomeforme March 16, 2019