1. Excellent creation of the
late Jim Henson (Lat. muppetus comedyus)
Timeless comedy characters and stars of stage, screen and motion pictures. Habitat-
television studios predominantly but known to inhabit, amongst other areas,: Space, Dickensian Britain and Sesame Street.
2. Bradford Bulls RLFC
fan. (Lat. Muppetus fuckwitus)
Easily identifiable by common features such as hats with Bull horns, facepaints, shirts signed by players, cleft pallet, webbed
toes etc. Habitat- generally found in large crater in Yorkshire resembling a land fill site. A new species of the Bradford Bulls RLFC
fan recently emerged in the Keighley area of West Yorkshire in large numbers. (Lat. Muppetus gloryhuntingbastardus)
"
Dad who are those strange looking
people with painted faces,
silly hats and mullets?"
"Muppets, son"
"Like the ones off the telly?"
"No, son. Much, much more ridiculous."
