butt-sucking loser

someone who actually inhales smoke on purpose to get a drug, such as nicotine, from the smoke.

quit smoking so as to not be such a butt-sucking loser.

by chuckybubbles August 4, 2011

loser birds

When you are up all night to the point of hearing the morning birds chirping. Most of the time it is from drinking or drugs.

Man I partied all night until I heard the loser birds

by jlion31685 September 30, 2011

Rust Belt Loser

Anyone, at this very moment, right now, caught dead or alive living in the State of Michigan.

The State of Michigan last night made a desperate (it's usual emotional state these days, like that of a hysterical spinster) phone call to the West Coast pleading for either Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Stallone to come and 'save their dilapidated and sick ass' and somehow bring about a happy Capra-esque, Hollywood ending. The State did this on the grounds that, as President Reagan was already dead (is Bonzo available?), both B-movie actors were the only known living persons who, owing to their respective previous roles as 'lone macho warriors', could conceivably pick up the State 'all by themselves' and save it from such a 'horrible' fate (akin to Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman only this time with more testosterone). While Stallone could not be reached for comment, Schwarzenegger, when asked if he might agree to such a request admitted he already had quite a bit on his plate as current governor of California. "Besides," he added, "I would have to see the script first and certainly wouldn't want to go anywhere where I might wind up a Rust Belt Loser."

by Rust Belt Jones April 8, 2008

lolzersize

When one laughs with enough force to induce sweat, tears, urine or physical pain.

Holy shit i just lolzersized so hard my pants are wet.

by Zarbongliaboltsk October 28, 2010

Loser in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS because he has repeatedly demonstrated that he loses in court, time after time.

Whether it’s his fake real estate “colleges” and the money he made off the backs of scammed college students or the absurd arguments the Loser in Chief has against releasing his tax returns, he has lost with each and every humiliating court decision.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2019

Loser Geek Brokie

A Loser Geek Brokie, or an LGB, is a person that is dumb, stupid, poor, and a background character. They are worthless and always get made fun of for good reasons. They amount to nothing in life, and are bad at it. They are lazy and hated. They don't progress in anything at all, and blame all of their problems on other things because they're stupid.

Look at that Loser Geek Brokie, what an idiot!

by HJJ I October 19, 2023

losers club

Personal ad subculture, particularly the urban personal ad subculture of downtown creative failures, as defined in the cult urban novel The Losers' Club by Richard Perez

1. Ain't gettin' no play at work, Ima' join the losers club.

2. Joining the losers club, shhht? I'm already part of that club!

3. Writers, artists, wanabees? ... Naw, I don't play that! That's the losers club!

by David B. Guralnik January 15, 2008