Lorenzo

Lorenzo is a bottom. That's the tea sis.

Me: Lorenzo you bottom uwu
Lorenzo: no

by cynicalproblemchild June 4, 2019

lorenzo

A guy who claims to have a blackhole, doesn't know what earth is, and has a hard time staying on his feet when laughing. He is of Jamaican descent and can be difficult to understand when talking fast.

Friend-"Lorenzo, how did you eat all of that??"

Lorenzo-"I don't know I guess I have a blackhole!"

~~~

Friend-"Hey my name is earth, have we met??"

Lorenzo-"Wtf is earth man?"

Friend-"Are you serious dude, you don't know what earth is?"

Lorenzo-"Nah man what is it??"

by BlacknightJB4 December 15, 2010

Lorenzo

A self centered piece of shit who only cares about himself and is obsessed with feeling your boobs. Also a stupid band geek who is only nice to some brass players and trombones.

Lorenzo is making fun of the woodwinds again.

by Haroldsky March 27, 2020

Lorenzo

extremely hot and sexy and cool

wow, lorenzo is all of those things in the definition. crazy

by not lorenzo November 22, 2021

Lorenzo

Usually dating someone named Annah. Likes soccer and swimming. Watches Hentai+Anime for 20 hours a day. Can be nicknamed Enzo.

"Hey Lorenzo. Hru?"
"Great. Annah's doing well and just finished soccer practice."

by Hercules127 May 6, 2021

Lorenzo

A sexy beast of a man with a huge booty that is all real and big baboon lips

Wow that kid lorenzo is really thicc

by yasqueen123456789 April 25, 2022

Lorenzo

Lorenzo is a trustworthy, emphatic and very ambitious personality. Everyone who knows Lorenzo is lucky to be in the presence of this unique personality. Especially the commitment in the field of human rights, financial education and political awareness are worth mentioning. You can have a good time with Lorenzo in Krakow.

Who was in Paris? - Lorenzo
Can anyone calculate option prices? - Lorenzo
My liver is missing. Why is it missing? - Lorenzo

by NFT-Shortseller December 27, 2021