lens crapper

When you take out your contact and rub in in someone's asshole, then put in back in your eye.

I think I got pink eye because I was pulling a lens crapper with my girlfriend last night!

by rocky bottom November 23, 2011

Lennox High School

Lennox high school is a school located in rural South Dakota and a vile place birthed from the most evil parts of the human soul. Many of the students have below average iq and are teeming with depression and hormones. The teachers are hired only if they are completely awful at their job and objectively stupid. The teachers try to brainwash the students to turn them into gay retards. This causes many of them to be afflicfed by severe mental illness and utter degeneracy. Lennox high school is a bad, bad place.

Going to Lennox high school gave me a pregnancy fetish and I want to die.

by Xx_CoochieEaterDevries69_xX January 6, 2020

smokin a leño

smokin a fat ass joint ese

aye ese que ases my g ?

smokin a leño why wasup chavala

by Ese Guey13 March 5, 2017

Jay Leno Syndrome

When a person's head is much fatter or larger than expected from the rest of their body. Often, victims will have a perfectly thin or average body with a very large head, or a round face despite no other weight problem. The syndrome has been known to affect both men and women of all ages. There are only two known cures: Reaching extreme obesity to offset the effects of the syndrome, or self-decapitation. The latter may kill you, but the syndrome dies as well.
Has been known to affect:
Jay Leno (Tonight Show host and comedian)
Aaron Eckhart (Actor "Thank you for smoking"
David Gilmour (Pink Floyd's legendary guitarist and singer)
Donald Trump (Billionaire real estate mogul)
Garry Shandling (Comedian "The Larry Sanders Show")
Jason Bateman (Actor "Arrested Development)
Barry Bonds (Home run king and likely steroid user)
Bruce Willis (actor "Pulp Fiction)

"You know he's only 180 pounds?"
"Really? But his head's so fat!"
"Yeah, he's got a major case of Jay Leno Syndrome."

by Jesse Crall February 17, 2008

lenscrafter

(n) the act of licking an eyeball or having one's eyeball licked for sexual arousal

Damn girl, can I get that lenscrafter?

Yeah, we were hooking up and and I hit her with that good lenscrafter.

by Homeless Dave January 25, 2005

Lend it like Leno

A phrase used to describe a situation in which a person gives something away to a friend, only to forcibly take it back by any means necessary a short while later.

Named after Jay Leno, who convinced NBC to "buy out" Conan O'brien, who took over hosting "The Tonight Show" after Leno "quit," so that Leno could have his old job back.

Jim - "Dude, remember that computer I gave you?"

Bob - "Yea, works great. Thanks!"

Jim - "Right...well, the new computer I got broke down. I'm taking my old one back"

Bob - "That's messed up, fool. All you did was lend it like Leno!"

by magzillas January 24, 2010

jay leno

when something has run it's course but one or more participants refuse to acknowledge it.

i broke up with her last night but she showed up at my place today for lunch, all "jay leno" like we were still together...?

by wgzn September 30, 2009