Lager log

The sleek-and-smooth sort of bowel movement often experienced the morning after a night of heavy drinking that softly slips into the water like an otter off the river bank.

"I'll see you in 10, Harold, I'm off to deposit a lager log in your lavatory".

by DelicateCargo June 4, 2015

leaker farts

Those insanely embarrassing tiny little pressure-farts that come squeaking out of your anus at the worst moments such as at a wedding or at dinner with your in-laws.

Although it could have easily been mistaken for muffled submachine gun sounds in the distance, it became quickly clear from the horrid stench that is was my leaker farts.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019

Eazy Leader

//Redacted//

Eazy Cloak (The leader of Eazy) has denied all interview questions

Eazy Cloak is the Eazy Leader and founder

by Lars0009 October 3, 2021

Two Legger

Is a person who is so desperate, their bare minimum of standards, is just two legs.

That girl is so garbage only a two legger would tap that.

by Cob07 January 29, 2022

squad squad leader

this is referring either to scott or james, which are leaders of squad squad, but the leader of the squad squad youtube channel is James

the squad squad leaders are doing gud.

by USST-James January 25, 2019

log leaver

A person who doesnt flush his crap down the toilet.

Jen came over and left a log in my toilet again. Shes a log leaver.

by ronnie w July 1, 2007

Leaders Led

A unique progressive rock band from Massachusetts whose fusion of blues, jazz, funk and reggae/dubb undertones gained them a strong following and a sound they can truly call their own. Their official website is www.leadersled.com

Battleground is my favorite Leaders Led song.

by LL Fan February 4, 2010