P-996 Lazer

This is the fighter jet off of Grand Theft Auto 5. This is not to be confused with the new Hydra jet from the Heists update. This is a normal fighter jet. It has missiles, lock-on missiles, and a machine gun cannon with explosive rounds. It is found in Fort Zancudo.

I got a P-996 Lazer! I'm going to give everyone air support now.

by RachelNorton22 March 12, 2015

LazerPig

The most based defense analyst in the history of modern warfare. Only barely outclassed by Sun Tzu.

I'd let LazerPig have my babies

by Most credible defender September 14, 2022

Lazer Chad

A youtuber / streamer / artist . also a part of KAG clan and the GG smp.

Lazer Chad sucks at Minecraft.

by mr Goat 69 April 16, 2021

Black Lazer

a good roblox youtuber

Yo wassup guys its Black lazer welcome back to another video.

by Mincraf lets play March 10, 2022

lazerbeam

its a crackpipe duh

sublime has a song about it "Lazerbeam"

by Kenyon artin April 12, 2011

estoy disparando mi lazer

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER in spanish

Guy: george lopez u suck!
George Lopez: estoy disparando mi lazer *shoopeando el whoopeando*

by sB129 October 22, 2008

lazed

Lazed - ignoring something cause you're lazy.

have u pwned him in cs yet?
- na, i lazed teh game...

by ceph February 28, 2004