free lancer

When you become single and decide you don't want a relationship and want to play out all of your options. Instead of dating one person, you date several to make sure the one you pick isn't a douche bag!

Since Nicole's been single shes sure become a free lancer!

by nicole911reno February 25, 2009

ass lancer

one who engages in ass lancing

I hear Mr. Neuman is not only gay, he's an ass lancer.

by Griphftor July 6, 2006

Bengal Lancer

Cockney English slang for someone who is unqualified for a job.

George Bush was the biggest Bengal Lancer in presidential history.

by davidhume2000 November 15, 2010

fanny lancer

A flaming homo. This particular breed prefers to be the dick giver rather than the dick receiver. Fanny lancers are stuck up though, and they refuse to give reach-arounds. Also known as butt gunners.

"That fuckin' fanny lancer packs some serious fudge.

by Justin Timberlake June 25, 2003

Lakewood Lancer

Any graduate of Lakewood High School in Lakewood, California.

Backstopbob was a Lakewood Lancer from 1962 to 1964.

by backstopbob July 30, 2008

lunchbox lancer

lunchbox lancer n. archaic Mediaeval term for a cocoa shunter (qv). First used by King Arthur to describe the French army.

“Fear not the French, for their knights are without heart, and their King without wisdom. But keep thine backs as to the wall, for amongst their number thou shalt find more than a few lunchbox lancers, I can tell you”

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

Lakewood Lancer

Any graduate of Lakewood High School in Lakewood, California.

Backstopbob was a Lakewood Lancer from 1962 to 1964.

by backstopbob August 31, 2008