Lactart

A hot chick who is lactose intollerant.

"Jenny always gets soy lattes"
"Yeah, she is such a lactart"

by Marqueritte June 15, 2009

Green Lantard

A character whose powers are based entirely on that of simple self-belief, making their story arc very unoriginal and their abilities over-powered. The constructs this character makes with their magic space powers are usually over-exaggerated

and extra, making their exertion and flair pointless. Their job can almost always be done faster and simpler and most of their friends find them frustrating and boastful.

Alexander: "This dude is so unnecessary, he's spent more time flexing than actually helping people."
Zach: "Honestly, he doesn't even need to be here. He's just another Green Lantard."

by Webbed-Underoos March 30, 2021

Lactardness

The act of going to a restaurant and faking a dairy allergy to annoy your server

Lactardness: I am lactose intolerant. I can have a little dairy, I'll have the enchilada

by BvdGalLili August 22, 2015

Lactardation

Lactardation; The state of being a Lactard; Someone who cannot and should not consume dairy products of any kind but continues to do so leaving everyone around them to suffer the consequences. Lactards are selfish individuals who should be punished in a court of law.

Random fuck: Yo you smell the school bathroom ???
Random fuck #2: Yeah bro someone’s got a severe case of lactardation in there.

Random fuck: Yeah fr they should get lactards their own bathroom.

by B-e-s-t friends January 5, 2022

lacardi

Lacardi is a girls name which usually means the girls is very pretty and friendly she has a bubbly personality, everyone loves to be her friend she sometimes loves to be the certain of attention but if you find you a friend like lacardi keep her your getting really lucky

Lacardi is such a pretty girl

by L.E.X.I.I May 14, 2018

lectard

Some one who is special and stands out. A lectard is also a wild beast do beware cuz they can overwhelm you and send you to the shadow realm.

Joaquin: run prem a lectard is behind you

Prem:oh no a lectard don't touch me please.

by Lectard October 7, 2020

Lactaidical

To describe a great bosom.

Hey, Asha you're looking Lactaidical!

by Everdream November 29, 2020