A person who has the appearance and/or physique of Adam Driver (actor who plays Kylo Ren in the Star Wars franchise)
Person 1: you know that one waiter at the Ihop near Walmart?
Person 2: which one?
Person 1: the one that’s a Kylo Ren lookin’ headass
Person 2: oooh, yeah I know him!
Person 1: he has mega autism.
Person 2: LOL,big fax!
Person 2: which one?
Person 1: the one that’s a Kylo Ren lookin’ headass
Person 2: oooh, yeah I know him!
Person 1: he has mega autism.
Person 2: LOL,big fax!
by MacropenisShaggySkooks December 10, 2018
Kylo Ren is the pussy of an antagonist in the star wars sequels. He has a christian lightsaber and rips off Darth Vader.
Kylo Ren is kinda gay, isn't he?
by Sab-E.R January 19, 2020
by yodathehermit December 12, 2023
What "Kylo Ren" (Ben Solo) is called by people who think he has autism, judging by his behavior, and by his autistic grandfather the Dark Lord Anakin Skywalker, AKA, "Darth Vader", a referrence to Rett Syndrome, or basically Rett's autism, named for the Doctor Andreas Rett, the Austrian autism specialist, working alongside the two Austrian autism specialists Doctor Chaskel Leib "Leo" Kanner and Johann Friedrich "Hans" Karl Asperger, who later went on to create the Nazi Asperger Syndrome Diagnosis or Asperger's autism and the "Kanner Syndrome", AKA, Kanner's autism or the modern autism, originally coming from the, 1943's Nervous Child Journal "Autistic Disturbances of Affective Contact" (~ Kanner)
Brandon: Miss Brenda don'cha know Andrew's an introverted insomniac?
Miss Brenda: That WHAT???
Brandon: That he's a hyperactive manneristic spazzboy?
Miss Brenda: *GASP* Mister Brandon, WHAT!?!
Brandon: That he's a * hyperphagic * naturally gifted * eccentric? *
Brenda: What's Andrew's neurological diagnosis? Is it bipolar spectrum disorder, ADD, OCD, ADHD, FRAXAS or the psychotic schizophrenia?
Andrew: *pure nonverbal rage and repetitive obsessive-compulsive fixated patternistic thought dealing in absolutes*
*ONLY A SITH DEALS IN ABSOLUTES, I WILL DO WHAT I MUST; "YOU WILL TRY!!!"*
Brandon: Sup, Kylo Rett?
Andrew: *just completely snaps* THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME NIGGA
A Superhuman Andrew stands over Brandon like the Super-Saiyan Kakkarrott over the Mighty Lord Frieza or Broly the Legendary Super-Saiyan over the Prince Vegeta IV; Andrew: 🎶The Ballad of Barry Allen🎶
Miss Brenda: That WHAT???
Brandon: That he's a hyperactive manneristic spazzboy?
Miss Brenda: *GASP* Mister Brandon, WHAT!?!
Brandon: That he's a * hyperphagic * naturally gifted * eccentric? *
Brenda: What's Andrew's neurological diagnosis? Is it bipolar spectrum disorder, ADD, OCD, ADHD, FRAXAS or the psychotic schizophrenia?
Andrew: *pure nonverbal rage and repetitive obsessive-compulsive fixated patternistic thought dealing in absolutes*
*ONLY A SITH DEALS IN ABSOLUTES, I WILL DO WHAT I MUST; "YOU WILL TRY!!!"*
Brandon: Sup, Kylo Rett?
Andrew: *just completely snaps* THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME NIGGA
A Superhuman Andrew stands over Brandon like the Super-Saiyan Kakkarrott over the Mighty Lord Frieza or Broly the Legendary Super-Saiyan over the Prince Vegeta IV; Andrew: 🎶The Ballad of Barry Allen🎶
by AutismBlaggleTeam May 08, 2020
When you go beyond apeshit to the point you want to have or use a lightsaber and fucking destroy/cut everything nearby or do it anyways with other things
by Guest 1115 November 28, 2017
Kylo is a cool person
by AnyoneCanMakeThese. February 04, 2025