2 definitions by andrewn11
The act of slapping another man's thighs, which must be at least 20 inches in diameter, and inserting your girthy shlong into their fat ass. this must last all day, preferably done in a dominantly white church until midnight. during the final hour, take a big mac and spread the secret sauce into their left eyeball, wheeze and laugh with each other, then slap each other until one bleeds, with a straight face. Did I mention you must cosplay like Kylo Ren and another male character/general throughout the entire process?
Dan: Hello Kyle
Kyle: Hey Dan
Dan: Want to do some Kylo Ren in the church service tonight?
Kyle: Of course! God would definitely approve!
Kyle: Hey Dan
Dan: Want to do some Kylo Ren in the church service tonight?
Kyle: Of course! God would definitely approve!
by andrewn11 January 29, 2020
Some shitty ass kid who doesn't do shit and sits at a lunch table, drinking excessive and unhealthy amounts of semen with a hint of lemon pepper. he used an oversized screwdriver to drill a hole into a lawnmower, just so he could fit his monkey deep inside. He would grind sand and pour the gritty concoction into his dick hole, and upload EVERYTHING to 4chan. He is the living proof that God doesn't exist and brings a whole new meaning to "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush". If you ever meet this stereotypical kid, give him a thicc shlap on the ass and run as fast as you can.
by andrewn11 January 27, 2020