kum punting

This is when you fail to perform a kum fumble.

Yo shawty, my load time was all whack so I ended up kum punting.

by Jigga Jigga Hey Oh December 17, 2008

Kum

Splooge of white substance on the road or sidewalk

Wow did you see the kum all over the highway?

by Hashbrown king September 5, 2022

Mateo. Kum

A very cool man who is very tall and cool and tall like Tyson

Person 1: Yo, your kinda like Mateo. Kum
Person 2: I know I am very tall and cool and tall like Tyson.

by Glorious Tyme November 14, 2021

Kum shit

when your bf kums in the backdoor and you put your fingers in it to smell it.

pat got the kum shits

by M eanes January 29, 2023

Kum

Dream sucks

Kum. dream is a cheater

by Cromui y July 24, 2022

kum

its kumming but then cooler than normal

omg im gonna kum

by charm:))))) November 4, 2022

Kum Jub

Hillbilly term for anything that results in ejaculation. Typically heard throughout the Southern regions, and mainly used amongst the Ozarks by bib-wearing mountain men.

"That Sally-Girl really knows how to give a good kum jub mmmHmm."
"Well unbutton my britches it sounds like I'm in for a good kum jub this evenin' "

by romawe May 15, 2018