Skip to main content
krista likes pink fluffy unicorns and is so krista
krista by vanillarice March 13, 2017
Kylies favorite person ever. loves school.

ZANE :)
oh theres that girl krista.
krista by jackNjill555 January 5, 2011
A dirty whore who enjoys to ruin other peoples' lives, relationships and fun. Usually blonde, and very easy..... Likes to sleep around
Bro 1--- "Dude..... You want to get with HER!?!"
Bro 2--- "I don't give a fuck. At least she's no krista"
Krista by hahaahahaahahaha January 18, 2010
A spicy girl who often cements her vagina shut in order to prevent accidental pregnancy
Don't expect any of those Kristas to go swimming. They will sink like rocks.
Krista by slowbadon May 26, 2010
nasty slut, who, after sleeping with everyone in the known universe, continues to make herself seem so sweet and innocent. she likes to make people think she's the kind to like everyone, but in all actuality, she talks shit about everyone she knows. Krista is a whore, and no one likes her, or at least no one should.
i know, she's the biggest krista i know
Krista by manky99849 August 27, 2010
1. A pothead stoner who has big eyeballs and says "i dont know" alot. And laughs and says "your slow" alot. She gave me this greese to put in my hair, and now i have to take a shower cuz it feels gross. And shes not even black. what the fuck.

2. May also be a sexual act where two girls like to eat each others poo.
1. Stop being such a Krista

2. I bet that girls likes Krista-ing.
Krista by Stibbz May 10, 2008