Koaladumping

The act of defecating while sitting backwards on the toilet and hugging the toilet tank, with the intention of having feces slide down the edge of the bowl to maximize stink and stains, rather than drop directly into the water. This method is the only counter to the potty plague that is "Poopourri".

Jamie walked into his bathroom and saw feces caked inside the front rim of his toilet. He knew that his roommate had been koaladumping.

by Minute_Man_Sam May 2, 2014

Koalacare

The convenient table provided in the bathroom to do cocaine off of

Yo bro, koalacare?

by Afford_focus August 8, 2022

Koala shoulders

Super narrow shoulders.

My boyfriend has koala shoulders and he's been working out in hopes of broading his shoulders

by Lydiamaya June 19, 2016

Big Koala

Pumping up before a max lift in the WEIGH ROOM

Gael: Lets Go BIG KOALA!! light weight
Gabriel:THATS WASSUP WEIGHT ROOM!

by Gael Gomez June 5, 2020

koala gangbang

A gangbang where the girl has 2 dicks in her pussy at the same time. This act is named in honor of the koala bear having 2 entrances into the vagina.

Yo is that the slut we koala gangbanged last Tuesday?

by Trenton Thunder October 27, 2014

koala head

Name given to someone with a head which is exactly the same shape as a koala's head. Usually only fat bald security guards can achieve this interspecific resemblance. The effect can be heightened if the koala-headed person has his hair cut in the Pork Scotch style.

Why has someone brought a koala to the braaivleis?

They haven't. What you're looking at is the Porky Scotcher. The ugly bastard has a koala head.

by Benny Twadge August 2, 2009

Koalaballs

Another way of saying amazeballs but for people who are perhaps animal lovers or just want to be original.

Person 1: Did you see that TV Show the other night?
Person 2: Yeah that was koalaballs.

by IHeartTW November 18, 2011