kettle shitter

an aquired art which one must learn, when you squat over a kettle and excrete as much as you can in the ketle. then once you have done this you then boil it so that the shit then evaporates in to the walls of the room that you did it in.

ah man last night i totally saw the kettle shitter in our laundry room.....

by The phantom shitter boiler April 29, 2010

Kettle-cook ya bum

Being so mad at someone when you see them you want to pick them up and throw them on top of a kettle top.

Man this bitch be trippin, I'm bout to kettle-cook ya bum when she walk in.

by Brookegivsrimjobs2kitty June 27, 2016

car kettle

Slang term for a male who is of homosexual orientation. Its origins lie somewhere in the darkest regions of deepest Norfolk. Follows the same etymology as arse twister

"That twat's a right car kettle"

by ben kippin July 1, 2004

Aspen Tea Kettle

Standing in downward facing dog and farting a mountain of cocaine into someones face.

Mary gave Suzie an Aspen Tea Kettle. Suzie received it with her nose. "Ahhh I really should go skiing more often!" she declared.

by Katwaxer April 19, 2013

Kettle

An irregular air traveler (1-2x/year) who feels entitled to use first class and premium check-in counters, attempts to board during first class or elite boarding groups. Kettles are often oblivious to boundaries such as curtains separating first class from main cabin, or by crowding around Priority boarding lanes to prevent premium customers from accessing them.

Airline passenger traveling with too much luggage both out of touch with and unaware of airport boarding and security procedures is a Kettle.

by N979AN June 24, 2010

kettle of fish

An expression that means 'That's a whole 'nother subject.'

We were going to talk politics, but that's a whole 'nother kettle of fish!

by Curt H June 3, 2008

Settle the Kettle

To calm ones self down. One may be told to 'settle their kettle' when over reacting, getting excited, or being a douche bag.

Girlfriend: "You totally just eye fucked that bitch!!"

Boyfriend: "Set the Ket"

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Ralph: "We're down by three with six seconds left!"

Cornelius: "Dude, Settle the Kettle, its the second quarter."

by Peggy Sterkaloats November 12, 2009