kitten

a baby cat! sometimes they can't meow properly yet and they are sooo cute!

my kitten is my baby!

by Dave May 13, 2005

Kitten Kisses

The Kitten kiss is when a person (of either gender) kisses someone ever so lightly on the tip of the nose. this can be shown as a cute romantic gesture between Lovers, or even between two friends.

"Aw! i love your Kitten kisses!"

by BabyDragoSlayer243 May 26, 2016

Kinetic laughter

When 2 or more girls are together and start laughing uncontrolably and/or spontaneously.

Madi and Cassie started laughing uncontrollably at random. Rob named the phenomenon kinetic laughter.

by Kineticlaughtersociety April 23, 2018

kitted

If someone has a fly outfit on, they're kitted. The clothes they're wearing are mad nice- from head to toe- like they got it from a kit. Therefore, they're kitted.

Person 1: Yo, did you see Sean's fit today? That shit was fire.
Person 2: Yeah bro, that ni**as kitted.

by fuhrari October 16, 2019

pet the kitten

Slang for female female masturbation or any sex between a hand and a vagina.

Hey Lisa have you pet the kitten lately?
Brian, would you like to pet my kitten?

by zeldawarrior March 13, 2008

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

kitten-killing

An internet slang term for masturbation

Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.

by Siki November 15, 2003