script kiddie

A computer user usually in their teens that uses pre-made programs for cracking, phreaking and most other forms of electronic havoc. They have little to no hacking skills and usually use their progz for bad purposes.

God damn script kiddies. They give hackers a bad name.

by IAmZero July 4, 2003

j kiddin

means just kidding. other way to say just kiddin. Used at the end of a sentence to make it completely void, therefore contributing nothing to the conversation and wasting everyone's time.

Nikki- I f@#king hate your guts!!!!
Me- WTF?!?
Nikki- J kiddin!!!

by NikkiandMoss January 21, 2010

kidding

(v) a way of taking back everything you just said
Often used as the expression "I'm just kidding"

Your mom is fat, stupid slut, who smells so bad it makes me vomit, I'm just kidding.

by fatwinks May 19, 2006

Are you fucking kidding me?

A statement of disbelief. Sometimes used to request clarification on a subject matter.

"The phone bill is $300?" "Are you fucking kidding me?" seriously?

by quammibox August 14, 2011

Kiddie Factory

A kiddie factory is a woman who is constantly pregnant

The type who lives in a tower block, has no job, milks the state, and has 7 kids aged between 8 and 15 all with different dads

by This is gonna hurt! February 5, 2005

"just" kidding

Making a statement or asking a question and gauging someones response to base your next comment on

Man: "You know, I have some fluffy handcuffs if thats what your into, heh"

Woman: "OK, thats creepy"

Man: "Nah, I was "just" kidding"

-OR

Man: "You know, I have some fluffy handcuffs if thats what your into, heh"

Woman: "Really? Thats hot"

Man: "Oh yeah"

by metdevil678 August 25, 2009

KIDDIE POOL

The act of pulling out and shooting nut on your partners stomach creating a pool of semen.

Daniel: "Man I was bangin Dorothy last night and.."
Nathan: "Did you give her the kiddie pool?"
Daniel: "You know it!"

by JASON^MAPLES May 10, 2010