Keepering

Keepering; is when your goalkeeper in football (soccer) makes what should be a simple save or catch into a horrendous mistake.

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by KINGZz November 20, 2013

kestering

bull shitting people so much to the extent they no longer care or listen to what you say to them. named from mr wright who talks shit excessively.

also he is bummed by Saggy Beacham in english much to the annoyance of everyone else
on a daily basis.

he also elaborates everything possible for instance his poor gran who broke her leg when actualy she didnt and his metal rib which he claims is now made of carbon fibre!

example 1. kestering at its best

kester: hey i have a metal rib from that snowboarding accident i had.

me: whoa serious. that must hurt

kester: yea it did but its okay now. its really annoying though it always sets off metal detectors at airports

me: shit that must be really annoying. can i see the scar?

kester: uh well there isnt one anymore

me: wtf there should be they gave you a metal rib

kester: *fuck*

example 2.

kester: my rib isnt made of metal its carbon fibre

random: yea sure it breaks ya tit

kester: *oh fuck*

by cunty mc jewbag March 6, 2008

kittening

snuggling in which 3 or more people crowd into a warm space and nap
(not usually sexual)

when we got back from the concert, we were so tired that we layed on the couch and kittened

by Laura May 13, 2005

keistering

To inject drugs up your or someone else's rectum. Also known as a booty bump. See crystal meth.

Adam came down with a nasty sore in his ass from keistering too much meth all weekend.

by sonomachris September 18, 2006

kellering

When a man ejaculates during oral sex in the face of his female partner in the eyes temporarily blinding her like Helen Keller

I she doesnt swallow so when i pulled out i gave her a kellering.

by bigterm April 30, 2014

Klittering

Female masturbation

*Combining the words (clitoris + glitter) to celebrate female masturbation and replace masterbate with a more exotic and sexy name.

I called my girlfriend last night to ask what she was doing and se said she was watching porn and Klittering

I was Klittering to the pictures you sent me last night!

by TFC Coleman July 12, 2015

Hellen Kellering

Ejaculating into a girls eyes, mouth, and ears, disabling her hearing, sight, and ability to talk. You then sign the words F-U-C-K M-E into her pussy.

We were Hellen Kellering back there.

by Thee Big Bee June 20, 2010