kerplookie

To shoot, fire or discharge a weapon at a person of interest.

Ex. I kerplookied that sum bitch!

by Plookster December 12, 2023

Kerploosh

An onomatopoeia used to explain the sound of an object, usually large, falling into water

We pushed the rock off the bridge and it fell into the water with a kerploosh

by Kerploosh_Needed_Mentioning June 22, 2024

kerploomped

The aftermath of getting stoned out of your mind to the point of euphoria and being couch locked. Similar to the feeling of being extremely, disgustingly hungover.

"girl I am absolutely not going out I smoked to much and I'm fucking kerploomped"

by crayonmeltingrat17 July 31, 2024

Kerploffle

When you fall in the shower, but you get so scared from it that you poop onto the waffle

Dude, totally just kerploffled in the shower this morning

by Momoonthegogo February 8, 2026

kerploinking

when a man has a full erection, he lays on the ground and the woman jumps off of the bed onto his penis, aiming to get it in the first hole flawlessly

"Hey babe, do you wanna try kerploinking tonight? I can even pull out the stepping stool for some added height"

by 4le_xxd July 27, 2025