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John Deacon

Legendary bassist of the legendary rock band Queen. Wrote songs such as Another One Bites the Dust and You're My Best Friend. #1 Person to steal your cheese on toast. Softest guy on earth. King of t-posing. Has the most precious teeth gap. Marry him 'cause he's faithful af.
by brianmay.king January 24, 2019
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John Zone

A place where nothing makes sense.

Where the shitty people work hard.
Where un brazo runs with a correct form.
Where everything that happens is John's fault.
Guam: Look! The shitty people are actually running!
QuieroFumar: HOLY SHIT! We're in the John Zone! Damn you John!
John: Son of a bitch!
by BrasilStyle February 11, 2009
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Speaker Mike Johnson

The person nobody ever heard of before who gets promoted directly to the top job.
“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”
by TK2000 October 28, 2023
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John O'Clock

A term used when WWE commentator John Bradshaw Layfield makes a mistake on air and people call him out for it. The term originated from Whatculture WWE's King Ross.
IT'S JOHN O'CLOCK MOTHER FUCKERS GET IN THERE.
by XMC7991 August 26, 2016
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John Laurens

Awesome 1754-1782 abolitionist soldier with enough salt to bury Aaron Burr alive. Didn't love turtles that much, but instead everything in nature. Kicked ass, used sass, all of it with extra class. Seriously, that guy was a reckless little shit though. Really wanted to form a black regiment, but never got to do that. Killed himself smartly at an ambush on the 27th of August 1782, and even invited some ladies to watch the battle. Very super totally highly probable that he was in love with Francis Kinloch and Alexander Hamilton.
Basic bi!ch: Omg John Laurens was such a innocent turtle boii and helpless GIRL WITH A DICK cinnamon roll uwu

Laurens: *floats down from heaven, shoots the b!tch, salutes to everyone normal in the room, dissapears*
by John Laurens 42 February 24, 2019
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Johnny Seo

Johnny Seo is a member of underrated kpop boy group NCT 127. He's what we call a well fed man, because those thighs don't lie honey ;)
Johnny Seo looked amazing in that fancam of 'Touch' by NCT 127.
by Truelychanyeol March 18, 2018
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Johnnoluck

When you bet on a sure thing, and still somehow lose.
Hillary losing the election was some real Johnnoluck for the USA.
by aphid2 November 27, 2016
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