Jizzoner

Where multiple men jerk off on a naked woman.

Your honor we did. Jizzoner

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

Jizzonomics

The economics of jizzing.

Frederick: Hey little Timmy, wanna learn about Jizzonomics?

Timmy: Get away from me Uncle Fred! Mom said you can't talk to me anymore!

Frederick: When jizzing, the average male jizzes between 1.25 to 5 milliliters of jizz. There are 5 to 25 calories in each jizz release, so there is roughly 4.5 calories in a milliliter of jizz. Half a gummy bear has 4.5 calories. a 16 ounce bag of gummy bears, containing 390 gummy bears, costs $13.99, which is approximately $0.0359 per gummy bear, or $0.0179 per half gummy bear. So, with this we can value one jizz release at $0.0179. With your current net worth of $9.87, you can only jizz 551 times until you won't be able to afford to jizz any longer. But hey, after jizzing 551 times, you'll still be left with $0.007099999999999634 to spend on hookers or whatever you kids buy nowadays.

by nigletified August 5, 2024

Jizzonnaise

To cum on the ass and/or anis for your unconsenting friends

Last time I went camping with my mates I drunk so much gin I was hornier than a wombat and a just wanted to jizzonnaise.

by Sedwah March 7, 2025

Jizzonnaise

To cum on the ass and/or anis of more than one of your unconsenting friends

Last time I went camping with my mates I had so much gin I was hornier than a wombat I just wanted to jizzonnaise

by Sedwah March 7, 2025

jizzoning

food that is eaten to alter the flavor of your jizz.

Becky didn’t complain about swallowing my load this time, I’ve been really working on my jizzoning.

by P-Scrilla November 8, 2025