jizzernaut

an individual possessing the ability to produce an overpowering or destructive amount of semen.

I realized my buddy Covs was a jizzernaut when he laced his boyfriend Kevin with semen from head to toe.

by the dragon slayaz March 2, 2009

jiztrap

the little ball at the back of a girls throat that catches all of the jiz.

jeff laux has a jizstrap

by brian kircher June 25, 2003

jizzer

One pisses in the pisser and shits in the shitter. Likewise, one jizzes in the jizzer.

Damn, I haven't had sex all week! Now I just gotta get me to the nearest jizzer.

by Slow Baby October 22, 2011

jizzrocket

A sperm powered rocket. The propellant is made from mixing together gunpowder and sperm it is then left until it sets hard.

Light the jizzrocket then stand well back.

by TeAmSK June 19, 2009

midnight jiberish

The point past midnight where someone starts talking jiberish just because the person is really tired and should probably go to sleep. It may seem like the person is high, but in fact, he/she just has a severe case of midnight jiberish.

"Why were you reciting Disney movies to me last night?"
"I was? It was probably midnight jiberish."

by spritehehe May 2, 2008

Jizerable

When someone is most unhappy because they have not had an opportunity to masturbate to the level of ejaculation.

Used as follows: "It's been so long, god I'm jizerable"
Also can be used when someone near you has had sex and you have not, this can also make you jizerable.

by AdminJJ11 August 24, 2019

jezer

A boy that has a large penìs and pulls a bunch of ßitches

Jezer is A boy with a large penìs and pulls a bunch of ßitches

by Jezer April 19, 2021