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Jersey Chaser

Jersey Chaser.

- A chick who only goes after members of a certain athletic team. Always in attendence at each of the teams matches or games, she can usually be seen pointing out members of the team in which she has met and/or has had sexual relations with. When not attending games, she can be found in and/or around local gymnasiums and athletic fields. Of the ones who are not obese, they are generally club going girls that tend to flock towards the best players of the team but are typically satisfied with any member listed on this weeks roster or that participates in warmups.
Man, dressing this week was the best thing that ever happened to me. I had like 4 jersey chasers back at my apartment last nite.
by TB430 November 12, 2006
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New Jersey K-Turn

Also known as a New Jersey U-Turn. When a driver enters a 4-way intersection, turns around in the middle, and heads in another direction. Usually results in an accident.
"Devin almost killed me the other day when he decided to pull a New Jersey K-Turn."
by P Banger November 3, 2009
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Jersey Shortcut

Jersey Shortcut – Second man in; or to “swoop” in on a situation where your buddy has already engaged in conversation with one or more women. It is not necessarily one’s intention to distract the girl your buddy is talking to, or to “CB” him, but to engage her friend in conversation as the “ice” has already been broken by your buddy. If, in fact, the girl your buddy is talking to seems more interested in you than him, it is acceptable at this point to make a move and potentially steal the girl away.
Example:

Rob – Yo, check out those 2 broads over there… yea, the blonde has been staring me down since we walked in.

Derek – Yea? …well then make moves son!

Rob – I got this.

Rob – Hey, what’s up.. you guys know of any good bars or clubs around here?

Blonde – (Insert engaging reply here)

Derek – (Swooping in from the side to talk to her brunette friend, instantly begins kicking solid game…)

Rob – Damn.. there goes that Jersey Shortcut again!
by Mr. NJ July 4, 2010
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Jersey City Stinkfist

I can hear Thom giving himself a Jersey City Stinkfist in the porta potty
by YahBoi's ballsonya April 22, 2011
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White Jersey Chaser

A derivative of the so called "Jersey Chaser". Chicks who go after only the white players. Quarterbacks in general.
Guy #1: She's a jersey chaser.
Girl#1: I'd say she's more of a white jersey chaser though.
Guy #1: Good call. Didn't she hook up with that quarterback from last season?
by Scoops22 July 16, 2008
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Weekend Jersey

The manly concept of not changing out of one's authentic sports jersey from the hours of noon Friday to midnight Sunday.
Person 1: "You've worn that damned Weekend Jersey for three months, it smells horrific!"
Person 2: "Fuck You."
by VasDefrensRule November 4, 2009
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Jizz Jersey

A old shirt or rag used for ejaculating on during masturbating
Dude I just finished all over my Jizz Jersey
by cjoquattro September 15, 2010
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