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tijuana circle jerk

Like a regular circle jerk, but with a donkey in the middle. Last one to cum on the donkey gets fucked by the donkey.
Last Friday, I went to Mexico, and for five dollars, I participated in a tijuana circle jerk. Thank God I didn't finish last.
by yourignhere July 28, 2015
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jerkaholic

A person who masturbates to a degree that it interferes with their daily life.
He was such a jerkaholic, that his wife left him for masturbating online all day.
by DrJohnJ September 5, 2008
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jerk saddle

noun - towel that you lay on your computer chair to prevent bare ass juice from leaving a residue when jerking. Often just tossed in the corner afterwards and left there until the next session.
Did you at least use a jerk saddle? Of course I did. I'm not a fucking animal.
by FlameOn! September 17, 2015
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jerk job january

After No Nut November and Don't Dick December, Jerk Job January offers relief after 61 days of fasting from the act of masturbation.
I cannot take it anymore, Jerk Job January is the greates...ohohoh
*rub sounds can be heard*
ohhhhhhh

*61 splats occur simultaneously*
by SliceofJesus January 4, 2018
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Victory Jerk

The act of masterbating after succeding in a competition of sorts instead of celebrating. Also done after performing a task you were told you were unable to do. Not to be confused with Relaxterbation
Nick: I told them i could land that plane im gonnas go have a victory Jerk
by Mr.Moneybags April 6, 2010
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Jergens Jerk

Giving yourself a hearty wank using your grandma's Jergens hand lotion for lube.
Granny B never understood why her Jergens bottle went half empty when her grandson spent the weekend. His hands were always greasy from his Jergens Jerks.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017
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Shirk and Jerk

To avoid doing work while on the clock whilst taking care of one's needs. Less euphemistically: to jack off at work.
I was feeling really stressed at work today, so I locked my office and closed the blinds for a good ol' shirk and jerk to relieve my tension before the board meeting. Totally killed the presentation!
by daphunkeefeel1 July 8, 2012
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