Jacques Shitté

Jack Shit's French cousin

You don't know Jacques Shitté

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover September 8, 2020

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Jacques Chirac

A mythological creature summoned from the depths of hell, does 38-42 dmg, and extra damage to fortified structures as well as (the french economy). Ranged attack and is immune to magic, and has resistant skin giving him +3 armor, as well as 1620 health.

I sent 12 knights and a BloodMage against him and they only did 300 damage, he's overpowered they need to nerf him.

by Japanadan October 8, 2004

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Jacques Cousteau

The act of muff diving. Named after the famous diver, Jacques Cousteau.

I went all Jacques Cousteau on her when we hooked up last night.

by ktrain11 November 14, 2009

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Jacques Cousteau

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1. The act of giving head as if you were drowning and the balls contained oxygen.
2. Extremely vigorous felatio.

While Betty was extremely underqualified for the position, she managed to 'Jacques Cousteau' her way to the top of the corporate ladder.

by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005

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Jacques Chirac

The French president embroiled in politcal scandal at home, not punishable by French law until he is out of office.

The posterboy for Anti-Bush extremists who have little to no knowledge of the depth of French investment in pre-war Iraqi Oil and defense contracts.

Elf-Aquitaine
France Telecom
UN Oil for Food Program
Daussalt
Cotecna

by Free Press in France July 1, 2005

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