jockstrap sniffer

A jockstrap sniffer is a cadet who likes to jack off while he's smelling the cum-stained jockstraps of fellow cadets in the cadet locker-room.

I became a jockstrap sniffer after smelling my cadet roomie's jock in the shower lockers.

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

Mexican Backstrap

1. A condition that occurs when ones hairlines have gradually grown past their natural territory and begin to encompass as well as fuse with, the hair of other regions on the body creating a solid, suit-like appearance.

2. When ones beard grows in to their chest hair, down the happy trail, around the junk, under the taint, in the crack, up the back, and finally arriving at the hair on the back of the head.

"Dude you better watch your hairlines, slack off for a bit and you'll end up with a Mexican Backstrap."

by Dimitri's errand boy May 16, 2010

[kick] it off the jackstands

To get really drunk and wild in a short time.

If you can imagine a car on jackstands and you crank it hold the throttle wide open and then someone pushes the car down off the jackstands and it hits the ground spinning and all over the place. Well this is how we descibe how we will start an afternoon before a big party

I don't know about you but ima kick it off the jackstands as soon as i get off work

by Rodney Wingfield October 22, 2004

jockstrap

1) a 'jock', or any athletic overachiever.
2) a device that is worn by males to protect their genitalia while participating in athletic activities.

that jockstrap is such a fucking neckhead.

by john moritz August 24, 2003

Meaty Backstraps

What ever human and animal strives for.

Representative of physical perfects

Women want them, man want to have them

So... I've been been eating 3000 calories a sitting in order to maintain my meaty Backstraps. You should have seen the looks I've been getting at the gym

by The meaty Backstrapper November 25, 2016

Backstrap Fee

In hunting, this is the act of taking a portion of meat from another person's kill and consuming it for one's self.

Person 1: Is that all the backstrap you got?
Person 2: Yeah, there was a high backstrap fee.

by Camo_King November 3, 2013

jockstrap scholarship

getting through college or university by being good at a sport(e.g. football)

Dad: You've gpt 4 Cs & a D; how do you expect to ever get into & graduate college with grades like that?
Son: With a jockstrap scholarship, of course!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 25, 2020