Toxic Jackhole

A narcisistic ex or current boyfriend who strings you along and keeps you hopelessly in love with him by telling you everything you want to hear, including, but not limited to, "you are my soul mate", "I've never had a connection with anyone like this in my life", etc. in attempt to fill his black hole of a soul. He is of course incapable of loving anyone but himself.

I changed Aaron's contact information in my phone to read Toxic Jackhole to prevent me from receiving his texts or phone calls.

by I'm Done 888 April 24, 2011

Jacklyn

Jacklyn is a very gorgeous girl. Jacklyn is very funny and everyone loves her. She can always brighten someones day whenever their upset. All her teammates think she is the funnest girl on the team. She is crazy, SHe has a srad time with standing still and shutting up. She always has a story or a joke to tell someone. She is very Awesome. Jacklyn thinks Ninjas and Dinosuars are cool. Jacklyn is one of the awesomests persons who ever walked the planet!

Jacklyn always finds a way to make things fun.

by anonymous45286296359652 August 14, 2011

snarf the jackal

when one penetrates another persons bunghole by use of tongue, also known as tossing the salad. to snarf is to penetrate with tongue; jackal is the anus.

alternatively: one may also use one portion of the term to describe itself. for example, "i'm snarfing this ice-cream." or "man is my jackal itchy."

"hey man did you snarf the jackal?"

"yeah dude, after i went down on her, i totally snarfed the jackal."

by galactusslap January 20, 2009

heinous ass jackal

A person who is annoying beyond belief.

Ian: I'm soo great
Terry: Shut it you heinous ass jackal

by Craig Cummings October 7, 2005

jackhole

To clarify, it was Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla who invented the word while they were working on the Kevin & Bean morning show on KROQ.
Ah, those were the days.

Doc, the news guy, is a complete and utter jackhole!!

by Walking E July 13, 2006

jackblammer

Cycling term often used to describe badassery while biking.

This morning I jackblammered up the hill so fast on my bike that I nearly had a heart attack

by loiseaueslemot August 17, 2010

jacklock

When you are getting off to a static picture on your phone and you achieve orgasm before the lock screen comes on.

Browsing 4chan, I found a sexy picture. I was able to jacklock and passed out shortly after.

by RoboCritter March 2, 2014