Jack of All Asses

The reverse of a jack of all trades; Someone who tries anything and everything but sucks at absolutely everything

That dude has tried making movies, making games, writing books and he sucks at everything. he's the opposite of a jack of all trades, he's a jack of all asses

by Yellowpig10 October 11, 2020

Audio Jack(ass)

(noun) A person when, upon gaining the sound system, puts on either music you don’t like, ear rape, rickrolls, or other generally bad noises.

“Stop being such an audio jack(ass)”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

Jack ass jay

When you grow really good weed smoke people out with the fat nugs, but only sell them the shitty ones

Yo, I think Bobby pulled a jack ass Jay on me because this isn’t what I was looking for. It doesn’t even look the same as what he smoked with me.

by Jax 420 April 30, 2023

Jack-in-the-ass

When a girls is pride or uptight and you want to have intercourse so you get her naked, uncap a bottle of Jack Daniels, pop it in her ass and flip her upside down so she absorbs the alcohol. This allows her to lower her inhibitions and relax.
PRO-TIP: It may be a few minutes before she feels the alcohol so pass the time with a standing 69!

Man, Carla was being such a prude at the party last night I had to give her a Jack-in-the-ass.

by K-Train91 April 17, 2017

Jack in the Ass

When you go to Jack in the Box but the employee treats you like shit

I went to Jack in the Box yesterday but the Jack in the Ass wouldn’t give me extra sauce

by AlphaHormesis November 15, 2022

jack my ass

Think about it, don’t fuck with me.

Don’t jack my ass Eric!

by Dieselsmokez July 28, 2024

jack-hole-ass-hole

Someone who’s a jack ass and a ass hole

Person 1 “hey bud, watch where you going”

Person 2 “hey there i’m sorry”

Person 1 “give me your lunch money nerd”

Person 2 “you know what? you a jack-hole-ass-hole”

by dopevr_took_took_your_mom January 14, 2025