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internet

A magical place where you can spend hours on end talking to people all over the world posing as a 10 year old girl, do research on any subject imaginable, play games, or look at some good porn.
Look at all of this porn I have found on the internet.
by Jimbo May 22, 2003
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A horrible place that destroys the souls of millions of people every day.
Person: Hi

Souless Monster: Ugh, go away I'm on the Internet
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A Forbidden Place

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Shhhhhhh you shall not no the internets power
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A total web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.
I searched the internet for 'World History' and it came up with 500 results of pornography.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
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A place where incredibly stupid people do incredibly stupid things for incredibly stupid reasons and other incredibly stupid people make them incredibly famous for no reason.
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The internet is a device made by man with the intention to enrich our lives and broaden our knowledge beyond previous realms of possibility by sharing information via a communication device.

Today it is used to look at pornography, bitch about films, share pirated anime via popular file-sharing sites and cause illiteracy and general retardation amongst youths.
Little Timmy: You know poppa, I think I might use the worlds largest data base of information to educate myself and learn to view my opinions with tolerance and validity so I can become a better member of society.
Poppa: Really?
Little Timmy: Fuck no! Now get outta my room so I can download German pr0n and stalk girls on MSN lulz!!!1 D4m I <3 the internet!
by Chris Rock mutha fucka May 22, 2007
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A tool which people use to bitch about movies and share porn with one another.
"What the fuck is the internet?" -Jay
"Hey. They have the internet on computers now." -Homer
by Jake McClenahan May 28, 2005
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