Infinitially

The greatest adverb of all time.
Taking things to unimaginable distances.

To truly understand you would have to be the son of Plato.

1 - Dude, you are exponentially soft.

2 - Riight, well you're infinitially stupid.

by TastesLikeLemons57 August 29, 2011

Infinicorn

This is a rare case of your run of the mill unicorn, but instead of one horn, an Infinicorn has infinite horns. In order to facilitate this, an Infinicorn's horns are constanly falling out and regrowing. This means that the Infinicorn must constantly keep moving, lest it drown in its own horns. To avoid this, the Infinicorn must run with the very edge of the universe and is the only being capable of moving at the speed of light. Once the universe stops expanding, we need not worry about being killed by it collapsing back on itself, as we will already have drowed in the Infinicorn's mass of outcast horns.

"mmmmmph", last words of many who have met with a Infinicorn.

by cam cam cameronzzz January 7, 2009

Infinionaire

A person who is not concerned with money yet attracts it endlessly through the process of living on purpose through their passion. An Infinionaire's profits can not be totaled because the amount is INFINITE!

My Value is boundless I am an infinionaire

by Infinionaire July 8, 2010

infinite wood

A penile erecttion that will not deflate due to an unwanted reaction to taking viagra.

I had infinite wood on Thursday. I took some viagra so I could have sex with Desi Williams from Survivor. She is so hot i wanted to be able to have sex for more than 39 minutes, my usual standard. My erectile would not deflate or cum so I dragged my embarrased self to urgent care. Once there a nurse with huge tits hopped on my erect penis with her tight vagina and fucked me so hard with her tight pussy that I finally came. Thank you nurse Cheri!!!!!!!!!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone November 8, 2017

Infinite Bagel Theory

The theory that if a bagel is cut horizontally, each half can be considered one bagel, allowing an infinite number of bagels to be formed from one bagel. This is to say, as long as a section of an object is identified as a whole, the entirety of its children on the same plane can also be considered whole, creating a paradox where an original object can be responsible for the creation of an infinite number of itself.

Craig: "I bought this bagel from a New York bakery and they consider half a bagel a whole bagel?"
Graham: "Yeah it supports the Infinite Bagel Theory. As long as the horizontal slice is considered whole, an endless number of bagels can be formed."

by bobfrog93 May 18, 2021

Infiniti g35

A car that only looks good in one color and has Initial D decals all over it

Person 1: Wow thats a nice car!
Person 2: Yeah but its an Infiniti g35.

by TheBat227 November 26, 2021

infinite playlist

A very long list of songs that tell a story or convey a message.

"I was listening to Aubri's Infinite Playlist yesterday, and it was badass."

by aubrismiles February 21, 2022