impaler

The nick-name given to a man with an extremely large penis, 32 feet or larger(this is an exageration stressing the size)

dude, that guy has a massive wang, he could like impale 10 chics on that thing
he should be called the impaler

by Jezus2.0 September 9, 2006

Impala

Probably the first really successful front wheel drive cop car. The Taurus was offered as a police package in the early nineties, but failed. After the Caprice ended, the Lumina was a FWD Chevy police car, but not well-recieved. The Intrepid might have caught on too, but it's been replaced by the RWD Charger.

Move Over, Crown Victoria! The Impala is ready to roll!

The Impala is such a common police car that it is used by the NYPD.

by Mustang GT September 14, 2005

Impala

A car that makes its sexy driver EVEN sexier

Dean Winchester in Supernatural drives a '68 Impala.

by snaturallover August 31, 2010

Tamed impala

The act of: removing ones clothes and turning on the shower, then the requirement of a poo occurs. A tamed impala then happens when the poo is not flushed so as to not affect the shower's temperature. It is then forgotten and left unflushed for the next bathroom user to find. The second user must find the unflushed act for it to become a tamed impala

Turning on the shower stripping off and then doing a poo naked and leaving it unflushed so the shower temperature is not affected. The opposite is rarely known unless the producer of the "untamed impala" informs the second user that they flushed their poo and got burnt in the shower.

by Gtmm March 9, 2013

Impaled

Laid, banged, lucky

Ohhhh, guess who's getting impaled tonight

by Olg@ September 23, 2016

IOTM (Impala of the Month)

A prestigious award given each month to the poster of the finest display of Impala (circa 2000+) workmanship on naioa.com. While the award is usually based on the car's looks and photographic quality, it can also be given for uber engine modifications, especially unique modifications or even something as stupid as successfully fitting 26" wheels on the car.

Fo shizzle, SSrider! Those new inlays are nice! I see you're rockin some fabulous new candy-coated F-body calipers, too. I'm definitely nominating your ride for IOTM (Impala of the Month)!

by Aresf11 May 27, 2008

impale

to insert (or have inserted) a very large dick inside of a female

I impaled my girl so good she can't walk today.

by wutev April 22, 2010