I think i like you

I kinda want to fuck you.

The slut that keeps saying, "I think I like you." However, she keeps looking at your dick. You know what she really likes.

by amiaguyorgirlansweriamaguy October 25, 2013

I think I'm turning wapanese

This is a song I derived from 'I'm Turning Japanese'

I've got a picture of Pocky and me
I wrote "I love you" and I hope you love me too
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color Your stick is tan
Your coating is nutty And the chocolate is as soft as clouds
I often eat you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you over myself
I asked the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them over myself
I want the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
and turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone-ranger
Everyone
That's why I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so

Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
(think so think so think so)
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so

by Arial text June 13, 2004

I think i like you...

I like you a lot but im too scared to tell you... i hope you understand <33

my crush: gn Ily <3/p
me: gn ilyt!! <33

also me: I think i like you... but i cant tell you since we met a few weeks ago...

by Cameronthinksyouarehissoulmate July 7, 2022

I think that's a you problem.

A cleaner way to say "I didn't cause this, you did bitch." Sometimes used when you are boiling with anger but are in front of someone but do not want to say anything bad so you just fabricate this sentance.

Person 1; Dude why the hell did you not help me cheat during the test?!!? I failed all cause of you!
(Person 2's christian friends are watching)
Person 2; Shut the fuck u- I think that's a you problem.

by Your own personal fuckface September 15, 2020

"I think I heard somthing"

Somthing you say when you hear a noise out of the ordinary. When said you should usually sound like Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy.

"Did you hear something?"
"I think I heard somthing"
"Maybe you should check it out?"
"Mmmmm I think, I should."

by JooliaInWonderland March 5, 2008

I think I just leaked out of my ass

When you think that something came out of your ass but your not really sure. Usually its a minimal amount of liquid too small to notice a signifigant change of the moistness of your underwear.

Jamal:Hey man I think I just leaked out of my ass
Me: Oh shit was it taco night last night again?

by Joe Saliba September 5, 2008

I think i’m in love with you

Something to never say on a date as it will ruin the sexual tension between you and your date. Should only be used as a way of getting out of an awkward date

Ted:I think i’m in love with you
Robin: What?

by Lijhs August 16, 2019