Hyperchrist

some one who is "head over heals" for god in not a good way. and believes that ANYTHING that is not god or remotely out of the box is satanic.

Hyperchrist: everyone who masturbates, listen heavy metal, is goth, is black, is gay, and dyes their hair or gets peircings is going to hell.

by Ben Man January 27, 2008

hypercandy

meaningful eyecandy

hypercandy - iconic links with inherent semantic meaning

by M. Gerholdt February 13, 2009

hyperbate

when you mastebate excitedly while hyper

I was all jacked up on Mountian dew so i decided to hyperbate

by the tux queeen September 24, 2011

hypercrime

A really REALLY big nono.

Bush and Cheney stampeding the nation into invading Iraq was a hypercrime of humongous proportions.

by Moby Doug September 24, 2009

hypercrastinated

To procrastinate to the highest level possible. Often times making all partys involved hypertensive.

Amber Hypercrastinated all night then showed up at my house 3 hours late, making my hypertension kick in, not because of the lateness but because of her hyperstyle of hyperexagerating everything ever.

by Mo Chaos May 5, 2014

Hyperbate

The act of masturbating in maximum overdrive

Her: wow, you can jack pretty fast!
Him: just wait till i shift into.. MAXIMUM HYPERBATE!

by Oogallyy Boogally August 26, 2017

HYPERGARBAGE

Very terrible post on social media.

the newest post on instagram was so pointless; it could be considered hypergarbage!

by ooglyboogly8 February 15, 2022