HyperAwesomeness

A medical condition afflicting approx. 23.4% of the world's population which refers to a person who suffers from being TOO awesome. Signs and symptoms include: cranial overload leading to explosions, impregnation of various people, exhaustion, and sleep disorders. Condition may be regulated with the use of an intervenous injection of approximately 250-500cc of HypoAwesome and in extreme cases, euthanasia.

Dude: Doc, i ain't feeling so good...
(after assessment)
Doc: I'm sorry son...but you're suffering from HyperAwesomeness.
Dude: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (momentary pause) Wait...SWEET!

by Spee-Rad September 5, 2007

haterbate

To masturbate to a past significant other after you had a nasty break up because you still have great naked pics of them and/or awesome sex memories.

Bro 1: Mayn i jerked it hella hard last night.

Bro 2: Did you go on Redtube bro?

Bro 1: Nah I looked at the nudies Molly had sent me before we split.

Bro 2: Bro you hardcore Haterbated... nice.

bro 1 "high five" bro 2

by scooterchill April 18, 2011

hyperated

to hype up and energize

when someone or something extremely energizes someone else

the cheerleaders at the game hyperated the whole crowd!

by Libby Sarles (: March 19, 2009

Hyperbole

When someone's power level is over 9000

an example of Hyperbole:

"Vageta, what's the scouter say about his power level?"

"IT'S OVER 9000!"

"What 9000!?"

by THEJAYMON January 17, 2009

HYPErBOLE

When you get suddenly hyper at a party, drink a lot of alcohol, and on the way home are forced to puke in a bole.
Click RJ Wieggs for bole defintion.

"Did you see what happened to josh at the party?"
"Yeah! He hyperbole'd!"

by Jaemins Pink Hair November 13, 2019

hyberbating

During a blizzard or long cold spell, isolating ones self at home and masturbating mutliple times to overcome the boredom.

I've been hyberbating the entire blizzard.

by jkidkidkid January 6, 2010

Cone of Hyperbole

The yellow/red graphic "cone" on a weather map when a hurricane is far, far away that includes hundreds and hundreds of miles of coastline and causes TV meteorologists to go nuts and needlessly alarm the general population.

Area residents from Miami to Brownsville should begin to take precautions as we don't know where this potentially strong storm might, or might not, make landfall. The areas in red or yellow are all within the cone of hyperbole.

by John Lucas D November 13, 2007