husking the corn

a) shucking the cob b) burping the worm c) grazing the meat rod d) masturbating e) stroking your penis

Husking the corn is a skillful activity that takes strength, agility, and a go-getter mentality!

by barfffff August 1, 2007

Hurting for a squirting

An attractive female, usually aware of her good looks of whom you would like to make sexy intercourse with.

"OH DAYYYUUMMMM Mike, check out the chesticles on that!"

"Oh she is hurting for a squirting!

by MrKent October 25, 2009

hucking fell

When you wanna say fucking hell but your teacher or superior is in earshot.

*stubs toe* "Hucking Fell"

by grhyfhtdmhfhgsjnhdjtengfjyfjyt December 15, 2017

Dude...HURTIN'

an illustration of ones true understanding of the magnitude of a bad situation; this particular combination of words is best used after any unfortunate or unbearable event has occurred that requires more than just the usual "aww that's too bad" or "bummer eh". Best spoken with a pregnant pause between the two words for maximum potency.

Rich: You up for a fishing trip in the Caribbean Islands this weekend Lips? Got a few Victoria Secret Models and some other 9.5 dancers coming too!
Ben: I'm in Jail.
Rich: Dude...HURTIN'
Ben: Yeah dude, some bloke tried to crack on to my hot little blonde, so I gave the smart ass a throat punch.
Rich: Shit! How long you in for?
Ben: Life. The cunt's brown bread. It's not good dude...HURTIN'.
Rich: Dude................HURTIN'.

by ShakingBeetle December 4, 2010

Not hurting for pussy

A phrase that means when a man that is either very good looking or has a big dick or has a lot of money who has no problem getting laid. These three traits are usually never all possessed at the same time otherwise this would make him the perfect male. Only one trait is all a man needs to get non stop pussy.

Richard sure is not hurting for pussy, he must have a huge dick because he is one ugly motherfucker!

by cpetkunas June 14, 2019

huckins girl

a beautiful girl who spends her summers on the shores of lake ossipee. never passing up the opportunity to stand on her chair at the end of a meal and proclaim, in song, how much she loves her friends. dirty feet required. favorite acivities include, jumping off the tower naked over big change, staff days/nights off, stargazing, and of course linking arms. nellie by nature. lives by the motto, work hard, play harder...loves new hampshire, but loves the people there more.

i love my huckins girls!

by shermy September 30, 2004

hurtin ass

an very ugly dirty or stankin ass person

get yo hurtin ass out of here

by tashay December 28, 2005